"I'm not actually funny. I'm just mean and people think I'm joking."

mmmmilk:

Can I just…

(Source: iamnevertheone)

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

I want to be king.
Klaus Mikaelson
- 4x20 “The Originals”

(Source: salvatore-vampire)

(Source: notabadday)

latenightjimmy:

Drop the mic, walk away. 

(Source: johnkrasinski)

shygirl364:

Jenna Fischer on her bond with John Krasinski - Late Night With Jimmy Fallon - 5/6/13

rabioheab:

what do you mean i’m “wasting my time on the internet”? i’ll have you know that at least 2 people have called my 60,000 word dr. phil/the hamburgler from mcdonalds fanfiction “kind of weird but okay i guess”

(Source: fnl-forever)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

squilliam-fancyson-iii:

iwishihadafather:

THE ENTIRE TIME IM WATCHING THIS IM SCREAMING “THIS IS BULLSHIT” AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

with the water droplets WHAT A FUCKING PRETENTIOUS CAKE

bUT GRAVITY

(Source: caztus)